Good generally conquers Evil. Unless, of course, Good is stupid.
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.
Patience will come to he who waits.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
It's only fun if you can get in trouble.
Get the facts first, THEN panic!
Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do by throwing cream pies.
Skydiving: Good 'till the last drop.