Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand, wrong answers.
Beware of sheep in sheep's clothing.
When you're run down, the best thing to take is the license number.
Being superstitious brings bad luck.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Somewhere on Earth, every ten seconds, a woman gives birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
Statistics show that every two minutes another statistic is created.