When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing.
A good pun is its own reword.
Avoid reality at all costs.
There are two times I feel stress: day and night.
Virtue is its own punishment.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong.
Money is the root of all wealth.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it holds the Universe together.