The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.
Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Practice makes perfeckt.
Humility is the ability to look embarrassed while bragging.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you're thinking.