Don't judge a book by its movie.
Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.
If you think nobody cares, miss a couple of payments.
Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
Honesty is the best policy, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Heisenburg probably rules.
Moderation is good, but boring.