If hackers ran the world, there'd be no war ... lots of accidents, maybe.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
It's not an optical illusion -- it just looks that way.
All true wisdom is found on t-shirts.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, feed them a crock!
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it.