A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food here.

Why do we press harder on a remote control button when the batteries are weak?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why do banks charge a fee for 'Insufficient Funds' when they know there isn't enough money to pay the fee?

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids are nothing to look at either.

Dear Dorothy: Hate Oz, took the shoes, find your own way home.

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