Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Very few people go to the doctor when they have a cold; they go to the theater instead.
Forget about World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.
If something can't possibly go wrong, it will anyway.