I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left-handed people are in their right mind.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The statement below is true.The statement above is false.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
He ended the job as he began it: fired with enthusiasm.
Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.