I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

If it weren't for Edison we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

George Carlin

Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

No one is as weird as he thinks he is. Everyone is weirder than others think he is.

Ellen DeGeneres

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

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