I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
A job worth doing is worth complaining about.
If it weren't for Edison we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
No one is as weird as he thinks he is. Everyone is weirder than others think he is.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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