How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is run by the IRS.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane