They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
Serving hot coffee on an aircraft causes turbulence.
Oops... Mental note: Get coffee colored shirts.
Life is too short for bad coffee.
Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away.
Forever = The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
Four Food Groups: Coffee, Coke, Chocolate, and Pizza.
Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
Coffee: the first peripheral.
Bought a decaffeinated coffee table... You can't even see a difference.