At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant.
A morning without coffee is like ... something ... without ... something else ...
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Computers don't make errors. They do it on purpose.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
He laughs best who laughs last.
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.