A morning without coffee is like ... something ... without ... something else ...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

Art Buchwald

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.


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