A true conservationist is someone who knows the world is not given by their father, but borrowed from their children,
Be thankful you can read. Suppose you had to depend on television for your information.
Always give 100%, whether it is 110% over yesterday or only 80% of tomorrow.
You can't win a logical argument with an illogical person.
There is no freedom without responsibility.
The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band.
Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish!
Heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
It's National Hot Dog week. If you see a hot dog, give him a drink.