John Madson

A true conservationist is someone who knows the world is not given by their father, but borrowed from their children,

Be thankful you can read. Suppose you had to depend on television for your information.

Always give 100%, whether it is 110% over yesterday or only 80% of tomorrow.

The only difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band.

Heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

It's National Hot Dog week. If you see a hot dog, give him a drink.


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