You know you're a geek if... you watch Star Trek every day, and look for small errors.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food I eat it.
Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's angry, he's a mile away and barefooted.
I live in a world of my own, but visitors are always welcome.
I'm writing to tell you I have nothing to say.
If I go out of my mind, I'll do it quietly, so as not to disturb you.
Q: How many doctors does it take to unscrew a light bulb? A: It depends... How much insurance does the light bulb have?
How do you double the price of a car? Put gas in it.
Programming is a race between Software Developers, trying to create better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe, trying to create better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
If you have amnesia and deja vu at the same time, you forget things over and over.